About nightwishs : I'm married to an ex army commando, I'm originally from Sydney, I rescue animals. At the moment my husband and I have five ferrets, a cat, a British giant rabbit, two frogs and countless fish! I love tattoos ( hate when they get called tats) I have over thirteen of them a few tattooed by me. I love music, all kind of metal! I am NOT gothic... Mearly a whimsical metal head who happens to like the alternative scene. I love people and most people love me! I'm honest... Very honest! I hate liars. My name is Paige! I've been singing since I was five. Motor bikes are sexy... Cars can be to! I love old stuff, I collect suits of armour! Ask me more questions :)
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nightwishs's favorite FMLs
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
by Jex / 10/06/2012 at 6:04am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by Valentine_Beauty / 10/06/2012 at 4:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
by Joey / 10/06/2012 at 1:57am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm / United Kingdom (Wokingham) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/04/2012 at 10:45pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by imafunguy / 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/04/2012 at 11:17am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
by Sara / 10/02/2012 at 11:33pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by praise the prenup / 10/02/2012 at 8:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
by ... / 10/02/2012 at 4:55pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
by Queso Dog / 10/02/2012 at 10:42am / Japan / Love
Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML
by kira / 10/02/2012 at 6:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, my bike brakes failed as I was going downhill. I ended up running a light and hit a car at… Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to…