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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1605
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About nightwishs : I'm married to an ex army commando, I'm originally from Sydney, I rescue animals. At the moment my husband and I have five ferrets, a cat, a British giant rabbit, two frogs and countless fish! I love tattoos ( hate when they get called tats) I have over thirteen of them a few tattooed by me. I love music, all kind of metal! I am NOT gothic... Mearly a whimsical metal head who happens to like the alternative scene. I love people and most people love me! I'm honest... Very honest! I hate liars. My name is Paige! I've been singing since I was five. Motor bikes are sexy... Cars can be to! I love old stuff, I collect suits of armour! Ask me more questions :)

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Today , it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the frst time my wife an I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me an it was love at frst sight. I lookd to my right as she stormd off an then realizd I had told a story about my ex-grlfriendho was sitting in the crowd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9051) - you deserved it (83366)

On 10/28/2009 at 5:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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148 comments

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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today... I was instructed to shave my back in preperation fir my first tattoo. I'm a girl. real FML

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On 08/22/2009 at 5:07am - health - by Buggga (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insect to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spider aren't insect there arachnids." The girl is six. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Taday I Was Taking A Shower And I Saw A New Body Wash That Said ( Radiance Ribbons. ) That Sounded A Little Effeminate, But It Smelled Manly Enough And The Only Alternative Was Normal Soap, So I Used It. Just Now, I Stepped Out Into The Sun And Found Out Wat ( Radiance Ribbons ) Means. I Sparkle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60927) - you deserved it (31550)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I Was Packing My Son's Lunch And We Ran Out Of Water Bottles. I Askd My 16 Years Old To Run To The Store. She Didnt Want To But Gave Me One She Had. After Dropping My Son Off , My Daughter Frantically Told Me She Made A Mistake. I Sent My Second Grader To School With A Bottle Of Vodka. FML

#644123
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84270) - you deserved it (16747)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... bast friand who I hava baan sacratly in lova with foravar... was ranting about har ax-girlfriand. Than sha said : "If only u wara gay... wa'd ba parfact for aach othar." So I took tha chanca to tall har I was. Sha raspondad : "Wall I am still attractad to u though." FML

#207731
119 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by alone_forever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY I WAS AT THE LIBRARY STUDYING. THERE WAS A REALLY CUTE GUY ACROSS THE ROOM. I DECIDED TO PLAY IT COOL AND WALK HIS WAY AND GRAB SOME WATER. RIGHT AS I WALKED BY MAH BODY DECIDED TO LET OUT THE LOUDEST FART. HE LAUGHED. I KEPT WALKING AND ASKED MAH FRIEND TO GRAB MAH BOOKS. FML

#80589
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30276) - you deserved it (13086)

On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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