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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4292
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML

#17343796
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On 08/02/2011 at 1:47pm - work - by ImScrewed (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

#17329330
178 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I had been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML

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92 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:07am - misc - by tired (woman) - United States

Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML

#17323826
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On 07/31/2011 at 8:07pm - work - by MikeMorin18 - United States

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

#17306841
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On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML

#17299203
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On 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Elizabeth (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
324 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

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254 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

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On 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm - kids - by corasmom (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

#17255469
215 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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218 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)



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