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nightmaregolem1
  • Town/Country : Tinton Falls, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 July 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2987
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nightmaregolem1 : Im 20 years old, in college and just enjoying life right now

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Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49955) - you deserved it (21485)

On 04/02/2009 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64169) - you deserved it (21327)

On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)



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