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About nightmare33 : People sayi look like avril lavigne
It is kinda true
I luvvv avenged seven fold.
Obviously my fav song by them is nightmare
Soo yeaa if u have anymore questions jst message me
I like to fight with people on fml it cracks me upp lols :pp

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Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29598) - you deserved it (3403)

On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

#15651710
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45901) - you deserved it (4702)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

#15650058
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25233) - you deserved it (5879)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML

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147 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by Jon (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

#15600756
155 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

#15594331
97 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm - misc - by Groped (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML

#15591776
222 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by guest - United States

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

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100 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)



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