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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 246
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About nifty_ : Been an idler here for awhile, just now making an account. I'd much rather have my fun in person or on a chat service like Ventrilo, as it makes things more entertaining.I am a gamer and always will be; I mostly play PC games but I have XBL, so feel free to add me (Fatalities II).I am in college and majoring in computer science, but that doesn't make me a nerd or geek and I still have a strong sense of humor and I do in fact love trolling people on the internet. Finally, I am a pretty big grammar freak (I know we all make mistakes) and I'm pretty good about not being an ass about it unless you really make me mad.

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