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About niesenator : I'm 18 years old and live in Minnesota. I Love the out doors and being with my huge family. Four wheeling, jet skiing, snowmobiling, you name it I drive it. I wear my camoflauge jacket everywhere and get weird looks from the city girls. I'm a spaz and have a mild OCD problem lol
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML
Friday 12 February 2016