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About nicolexoxo1820 : If you're reading this that makes you pretty damn awesome lol cheer 4 life #mixed kid kik me ask me for it in my messages ;) xoxox

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Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML


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