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Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML

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On 09/18/2010 at 12:21am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

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On 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm - misc - by locker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

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On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

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365 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML

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On 05/05/2009 at 4:39pm - misc - by qwerty (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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