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Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29997) - you deserved it (56449)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marines' Girlfriend". I'm a straight 16 year old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Elis (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19105) - you deserved it (88707)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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