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nickii1927
  • Town/Country : Brownsville, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 September 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1582
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nickii1927 : I am smart, athletic, fun, bubbly, and just likes to have fun!

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Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner, but couldn't eat because he had just gotten his tongue pierced. My grandpa heard this, winked at my boyfriend and said "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." My super protective father was sitting right next to him. FML

#572670
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76043) - you deserved it (8501)

On 03/24/2009 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

#552501
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94606) - you deserved it (6031)

On 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by MID12 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

#500122
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79073) - you deserved it (7216)

On 03/20/2009 at 10:39pm - love - by cancerfreak (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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