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Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question: 'On what continent is Canada located' she responded 'Antarctica.' If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23248) - you deserved it (2130)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (28169) - you deserved it (2663)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, it dawned on me that I've been married for 6 months, but because of the Army I've spent only around 12 days total with my wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57756) - you deserved it (8603)

On 07/15/2009 at 9:04pm - misc - by broooooock (man) - United States

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67653) - you deserved it (3585)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)