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Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60512) - you deserved it (13790)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore



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