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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 September 1973 (41 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1801
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never calld again. He rememberd me too. FML

Today , mah older brother burst into mah bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi . FML

TODAY, MY FRIEND SET ME UP WITH A CUTE GUY WHO IS VERY GERMAPHOBIC . SO, I SPENT 4 HOURS CLEANING MY APARTMENT . 2 MINUTE INTO THE DATE, I SNEEZED . HE POLITELY TOLD ME HE WASN'T FEELING WELL AND LEFT . FML

#18669836
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29426) - you deserved it (3259)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:41am - love - by upsetandannoyed - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutc oven, wit my own fart. FML

#18617290
164 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

TODAY, I EARD VIBRATING FROM INSIDE MY USBAND'S DESK DRAWER. SINCE E'S AWAY FOR TE WEEKEND, I INVESTIGATED. I FOUND AN UNFAMILIAR CELLPONE WIT AN INBOUND CALL. I ANSWERED IT. TURNS OUT, IT WAS IS MISTRESS. NEITER OF US CAN GET A OLD OF IM. FML

#18429716
229 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today I Found Out That Just Cuz Your Boyfriend Asks You To Marry Him Doesn't Mean That He Will Show Up At The Wedding. FML

#3890041
138 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today... was mah wedding night. We had decidd to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressd and smild at mah new wife... she burst into tears and crid... "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
539 comments

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

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317 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went up to a secludd mountain mah boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phond mah boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone startd playing from the bush. FML

#1415688
202 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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