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TODAY, MY FRIEND SET ME UP WITH A CUTE GUY WHO IS VERY GERMAPHOBIC . SO, I SPENT 4 HOURS CLEANING MY APARTMENT . 2 MINUTE INTO THE DATE, I SNEEZED . HE POLITELY TOLD ME HE WASN'T FEELING WELL AND LEFT . FML
TODAY, I EARD VIBRATING FROM INSIDE MY USBAND'S DESK DRAWER. SINCE E'S AWAY FOR TE WEEKEND, I INVESTIGATED. I FOUND AN UNFAMILIAR CELLPONE WIT AN INBOUND CALL. I ANSWERED IT. TURNS OUT, IT WAS IS MISTRESS. NEITER OF US CAN GET A OLD OF IM. FML
Taday mah five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Beho you want to be B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turnd to me and said "Mom I want to be a hooker." FML
Today I was at the parkhen I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me 4 six blocks. FML
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up . It was the best orgasm I'd ever had . The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy . It was about bacon . FML
Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML
Today, I went up to a secludd mountain mah boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phond mah boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone startd playing from the bush. FML
TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML
Friday 27 March 2015