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About niall92 : Hi!
My name is Niall, I'm a 19 year old, classically trained percussionist and my dream is to become a composer of Hollywood scores. I've scored a number of short films and play many orchestras around the city such as the Toronto Youth Wind Orchestra and I listen to literally every kind of music
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Friday 7 March 2014