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Today, mah parents got rid of our detachable shower head . Looks like I'm single again . FML

#18070582
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27158) - you deserved it (32530)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, I Had Sex With Mah Boyfriend For The First Time. After We Finishd, He Went Under The Covers And Startd Touching Me. At First I Thought He Was Trying To Give Me ( Oral Pleasure ). It Turns Out He Lost The Condom Inside Of Me And Was Trying To Fish It Out Before I Noticd. FML

Today.. . I went to the store to pick up some tampons . After waiting in line fir about 10 minutes.. . the male cashier lookd at me when I was leaving and said.. . "Have a nice.. . week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31647) - you deserved it (4655)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today.. . since I was taking a dump in mah wife's parents house.. . I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink . While still sitting down.. . I went to blow it out an apparently.. . no matter how strong of a man u are.. . u will still scream lyk a little grl if hot wax falls on your penis . FML

#17981787
116 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , Aftar Gatting Dumpad By My Boyfriand , I Triad To Fina Comfort In Ona Of My Closast Friands. Ha Ambracad Mahila I Strugglad Against Taars , An Aftar A Faw Momants Of Silanca Said , "Hay , U Knowhat? I Would Fuck U Anytima. Anytima." FML

#17973250
167 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

today my boyfriend was going down on me 4 the frst time !! He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself !! Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm 4 the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out !! FML

#17892959
119 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sowed me a YouTube video of im popping a uge blackead on is foreead. He told me e ad been "growing" it for more tan 2 years now. I ave been caressing an kissing tat ting for almost 2 years because I tougt it was a beauty mark. real FML

#17839150
168 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two yeres cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Yastarday , I found out my wifa an traa daugtars all ava tair pariod on saparata waaks. I now ava no braak from yalling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, the girl I've been dating, an starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, ( Really? ) She replied, ( Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby. ) FML

#17718767
352 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Yesterday I Decided To Have Sex 4 The First Time With Boyfriend. It Was His First Time Too. While In Bed, He Blankly Stopped And Stood Up And Got Out A Piece Of Paper From His Pockets. Turns Out, He Had Written Instruction On Wat To Do While In Bed, And Forgot Wat He Had To Do Next. FML

#473847
262 comments

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On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)



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