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Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30804) - you deserved it (4383)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

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On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71703) - you deserved it (12575)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)



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