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Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2010 at 3:47am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by VCR / 12/20/2009 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML
by blazer / 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he's unhappy with his life. He's basically with me because I… Today, I was cooking dinner when I set off the fire alarm in my flat building. The neighbour from… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I…