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Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

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On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter asked me what the youngest age you should start having sex is, being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)



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