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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 765
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904
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I agree, your life sucks (31029) - you deserved it (4391)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (3473)

On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

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475 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75585) - you deserved it (13657)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)



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