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TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML
Taday I fractured a bone in my knee !! Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace fir the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains !! FML
Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, an shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015