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  • Town/Country : Woking, Surrey
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 November 1982 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 68
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About newsin : Simple, sober kinda guy; love to travel, read books and watch movies :)

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8861) - you deserved it (31273)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (181980) - you deserved it (25547)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (416208) - you deserved it (26643)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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