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About newfiegirl : *Newfie girls rock; you know that, I know that, everyone knows that.

* All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, Party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you.

* kush rolled, drinks mixed, I prefer the better things.
Two puffs & pass with you bittch ass ;)

*I'm 18 years old, and I'm a mommy of a beautiful little girl, Aria. I dance, model, paint and ride! :)

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Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML


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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML


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On 02/24/2011 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, to wipe his crack, my boyfriend is still using a newspaper that I left there when he first started refusing to buy toilet paper. FML


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On 02/18/2011 at 4:39am - health - by pandaface (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML


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