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About newfiegirl : *Newfie girls rock; you know that, I know that, everyone knows that.

* All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, Party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you.

* kush rolled, drinks mixed, I prefer the better things.
Two puffs & pass with you bittch ass ;)

*I'm 18 years old, and I'm a mommy of a beautiful little girl, Aria. I dance, model, paint and ride! :)

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