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Today, I got a call from mah son's school saying to pick him up cuz he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML

#20119263
134 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States

Today,hile looking through the camera mah boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at looool him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

#20119129
114 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walkd in on my boyfriend an looool best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

#20118571
81 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today I found out that mah girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait fir us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

#20118231
167 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by 3023-dang - United States

Today, it's mah birthday. I spent $100 on myself, using it to set up an account so that mah son can call me from jail. FML

#20117850
85 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:10am - kids - by Reihna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I caught brother whacking off with looool expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

#20117813
125 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by scarred_sibling - United States

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment 4 her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room 4 hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

#20117570
265 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today I learnd y so much money has been missing from credit card account. My boyfriend stole it an has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. real FML

#20117313
50 comments

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On 10/14/2012 at 10:19pm - money - by katie_sadface (woman) - Canada

TODAY, I HAD TO PICK MY PARENTS UP FROM THE HOSPITAL AN DRIVE THEM BACK HOME, AFTER THEY WERE TREATED FOR EATING LARGE AMOUNTS OF CHEESE THAT MY DAD CLAIMED TO HAVE ( AGED ) FOR SEVERAL YEARS. FML

#20116789
65 comments

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On 10/14/2012 at 4:36pm - health - by oppafucktardstyle (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I walked in on brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. fat FML

#20113997
168 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today I had mah frst orgasm. Unfortunately it was during breakup sex.

#20110068
140 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Depression... (woman) - United States

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstars. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole u didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

#20109762
171 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally askd me out. I excitedly said yes. I waitd a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl an say, "Where's your date?" I was askd to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

#20108846
64 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML

Today, I noticed tat penis looks tiny in girlfriend's ands. Witout tinking, I pointed it out to er. Now se tinks I ave a small cock, and I tink se as man-ands. Eiter way, we're bot turned off. FML

#20108741
104 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 4:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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