Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

nessalouise

Offline (3 hours ago) | Search for a member

nessalouise

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 240
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nessalouise : I'm only here for the food.

nessalouise's page activity

Visits<b>support_zombies</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 11:15pm<b>dustin007</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 12:34am<b>Brainnnnz</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 6:13am<b>websphere69</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 5:38pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 5:37pm<b>phatdaddy62</b> - the 12/01/2013 at 7:58pm<b>euphoricness</b> - the 10/30/2013 at 3:20pm<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 10/20/2013 at 12:07pm<b>Joemcmuffinz69</b> - the 10/13/2013 at 7:04pm<b>ElizabethNL93</b> - the 10/04/2013 at 10:01pm<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 8:27pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 6:30pm<b>loriprieto</b> - the 09/06/2013 at 11:29pm<b>ZombieGuyCXV</b> - the 07/24/2013 at 1:14am<b>MissVeracity</b> - the 06/30/2013 at 8:06am<b>Nordrag</b> - the 06/26/2013 at 8:05pm<b>dead_insects</b> - the 06/02/2013 at 3:54pm<b>TheJester12</b> - the 04/08/2013 at 8:09am

nessalouise's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of nessalouise's badges

nessalouise's favorite FMLs

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

#21182417
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43610) - you deserved it (9031)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm - misc - by secret meat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered I have epilepsy. 10 years ago, I told my mother about my frequent fits of vertigo, deja vu, nausea, flashes of memory and strange sounds, smells, and images, coupled with an other-worldly feeling. I thought they were holy visions. So did she. FML



FML's blog

  • Malec's illustrated FML
  • Life is like a box of chocolate full of piece of rabbit droppings sometimes, isn't it? OK, I'll admit that's a weird way to start an article a few days before Christmas. Let me explain: you try and get…

Friday 12 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: