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nessaisthebest
  • Town/Country : Hong Kong, Hong Kong
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1997 (15 years)
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Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML

#4541941 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (39463) - you deserved it (15753)

On 08/15/2009 at 2:13am - love - by Squashed (woman) - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said "Eww!". The boy then asks, "What's "ew" mean?". I replied with, "Something gross and yucky". Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42756) - you deserved it (6025)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - kids - by EwFace (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend and i thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML

#508489 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (42824) - you deserved it (26968)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by emilyxoxoxo - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

#498194 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (20624) - you deserved it (99543)

On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer to him so he could get a better look at my teeth. He was hard. FML

#481871 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (81922) - you deserved it (3770)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by rmb131 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4617) - you deserved it (44721)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14318) - you deserved it (26308)

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