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Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML


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On 11/20/2015 at 3:13pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I realized when I'm on my phone, I tend to play with my penis, even in public. FML


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On 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by BashyDaBest - United States (California)

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML


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On 11/11/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by burnbabyburn - United Kingdom

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML


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On 11/10/2015 at 10:54am - misc - by CoffeeStained - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML


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On 11/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Quicky5_ (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML


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On 11/02/2015 at 10:26am - misc - by racello13 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after years of difficulty, I finally found the perfect shade of foundation that matches my ultra-pale complexion. It's called "Death Flesh." FML


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On 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm - misc - by 2pale - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that I don't have enough financial aid to continue going to college past this semester. I'm one semester away from graduating. FML

Today, my classmate went into rage mode and cursed at me, complaining how it's so unfair that I'm allowed to wear a hijab in class but she isn't allowed to wear a Flamingo hat. FML


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On 10/23/2015 at 4:17am - work - by idontmakethedresscode - United States (California)

Today, I found out the hard way that if you spontaneously begin to lose weight, you may have cancer, not an increased metabolism. FML


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On 10/17/2015 at 8:09am - health - by BX (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I got nearly kicked out of the room I rent because I refuse to close my curtains at night. Apparently, my landlady thinks it doesn't look nice when people pass by and look. My room is on the third floor and I just want to see the stars. FML


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On 10/15/2015 at 4:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML


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On 10/07/2015 at 7:29am - health - by -_- (man) - United States (California)

Today, I felt confident after a maths exam and thought I did rather well. When discussing the exam with my class mates afterwards, they kept talking about how difficult question 10 was. I only did 9 questions. Apparently the exam paper had a backside. FML

Today, one of my coworkers tried to convince me to be a model for his "foot fetish parties". I politely declined, just as I had the day before, and the day before that. This will probably continue every day, since our schedules are nearly identical. FML

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