About nerdking21 : A nerd to the nth.
I love chess, video games, and logic puzzles.
My favorite show is Doctor Who
I am enlisted in the Navy with the Nuclear Power School.
Also love rock climbing, archery and white water rafting.
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About nerdking21 : A nerd to the nth.
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by BudmaudeY / 03/31/2011 at 4:53pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2011 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML
by keepmouthshut / 10/11/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
by perfectmoment / 10/10/2009 at 6:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step dad asking him if he can drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I see him drive by the bus stop pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
by NotFunny / 09/24/2009 at 3:44pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2009 at 10:26am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML
by newlydumped / 09/20/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
by shushingmoon / 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm / United States (Louisiana) / Money
Today, I wasn't feeling too good, and took my temperature. I had a fever, which I told my boyfriend who was laughing hysterically when I told him. I asked him what was so funny, turns out he's been using the thermometer to take our dog's temperature sometimes. Rectally, of course. FML
Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
by poopEVERYWHERE / 09/18/2009 at 10:27am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said "Ok, now I can just block every message from you." And walked away from me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/18/2009 at 6:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
by London / 09/18/2009 at 4:06am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML
by ooops / 09/02/2009 at 8:18pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML
- Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we… Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off.… Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job."…