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nerdking21
  • Town/Country : Goose Creek, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 534
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About nerdking21 : A nerd to the nth.

I love chess, video games, and logic puzzles.
My favorite show is Doctor Who
I am enlisted in the Navy with the Nuclear Power School.
Also love rock climbing, archery and white water rafting.

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (14297) - you deserved it (29411)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (28816) - you deserved it (9361)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (28834) - you deserved it (3042)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002 (597)

I agree, your life sucks (27352) - you deserved it (13538)

On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband and I went to the state fair. The entire time, he complained about all the money we were losing because of the high prices of both rides and food. Towards the end of the night, we counted the cash we had left and found we were $50 short. Apparently, it fell out of his pocket. FML

#16158573 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (20043) - you deserved it (2884)

On 05/13/2011 at 2:47pm - money - by Catie - United States (Florida)

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

#16157723 (256)

I agree, your life sucks (8428) - you deserved it (42308)

On 05/13/2011 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by scalmon - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

#16154478 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (25651) - you deserved it (10547)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -

Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML

#16150933 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (21830) - you deserved it (1694)

On 05/12/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Eric -

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (33171) - you deserved it (12870)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

#16016307 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (29191) - you deserved it (7287)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

#15606903 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (11819) - you deserved it (32791)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by lovely321 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

#15600756 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (11513) - you deserved it (3403)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

#15589378 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (31274) - you deserved it (4024)

On 04/01/2011 at 1:35pm - love - by gRRRrr (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

#15577888 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (20937) - you deserved it (3103)

On 03/31/2011 at 6:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML

#15576968 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (13121) - you deserved it (10384)

On 03/31/2011 at 4:53pm - health - by BudmaudeY (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)