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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1991 (24 years)
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About nerdflipstables : Straight nerd. Love games, anime, and music that is actually good. I'm an open book to those who wanna read.

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Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33743) - you deserved it (3738)

On 08/19/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by Lauren - United States (Iowa)



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