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About nerdflipstables : Straight nerd. Love games, anime, and music that is actually good. I'm an open book to those who wanna read.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML