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  • Town/Country : New zealand
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 40 posted

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Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

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