About neongurl98 : Haaylooo!!!
I'm 13 years young \(o.o)/
I like reading these cuz they R funny.
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Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
by wags34 / 08/22/2011 at 10:57am / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by anonymous22kittylicklick / 08/20/2011 at 12:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Ellencrazee / 08/13/2011 at 6:22am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Animals
by bob / 08/11/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by creepedout / 07/31/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Intimacy
by MailMaster / 07/22/2011 at 12:20am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
by StudMuffinette / 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
by wittlegirl / 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by whyme / 07/13/2011 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Love
by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by ashleyrae / 06/29/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
by :/ / 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
by mom21 / 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…