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Today I was marking axams. I than had to axplain to many of tha studants that (a) pigs r not aquatic animals an (b) sharks do not hava lungs. Thasa r univarsity studants. FML

#20784658
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42605) - you deserved it (3700)

On 07/15/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by lame-o-prof (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

#20784153
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50248) - you deserved it (3452)

On 07/15/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by leeceetaylor99 - United States (Texas)

I found out y mah girlfriend has lost interest in our relationship. She's found out she likes drinking. A lot. FML

#20783573
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41906) - you deserved it (3687)

On 07/15/2013 at 2:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

today I ad an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of te 40 items, tey also found out tat I'm allergic to te latex gloves my doctor appened to be wereing. Now my entire looool back is covered in a ras tat will last at least anoter week. FML

#20783362
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47721) - you deserved it (2875)

On 07/15/2013 at 12:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, My Boyfriend An I Were Furniture Shopping!! They Had Miniature Versions Built Of Some Of The Desks!! He Commented How They Were "cute Fir Little Kids" To Use!! They Were 6 Inches Tall!! I Had To Explain To Him That They Were Only Models, Not Real Desks!! I'm Dating Zoolander!! FML

#20782878
65 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today my water broke !! I called my mom ho had agreed to watch my other two kidshile I went to the hospital !! When I asked her to come over she just said "Sorry now isn't a good time." FML

#20781242
66 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 12:32am - health - by Upset Mommy - United States

Today , some guys were doing construction on my ouse , wen one of tem cummd over an startd asking me about my "ot sister" . Tat "sister" is my 13-year-old daugter . FML

#20781189
120 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday I was playing Monopoly with mah kids. It was fun an ld to some mock fights. My neighbor ho despises me 4 being a single mother usd it as an excuse to call the cops on me 4 ( abusing ) mah kids. They were too confusd to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

#20779851
70 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 12:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, mah 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test cummed back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

#20777059
167 comments

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On 07/12/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... after I got turned down fir yet another job... dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is alway a stable market. FML

#20776199
160 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by fucked up dad (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
337 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

while having a serious talk with my father, he said, "Son, you're only alive because of a faulty, off-brand condom." FML

#20774202
83 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 12:33pm - misc - by my honest father - United States (Kansas)

Today , mah husband an I threw a party with non-alcoholic wine . No one acted wasted , until in the last hour mah grandmother started slurring her words an slumping . We thought she was joking , until a doctor at the party confrmed she was having a stroke . FML

Today... working job... I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is ownd by Nintendo and they don't make it fir the Xbox. Upset by this... he took hold of leg and startd biting. I'm also suspendd... because his mother complainedhen I kickd him off me. FML

#20771337
152 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by Garchomp (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was verbally abusd by a customer because her entrée was too fishy. I'm not the chef, just the waiter an I work at a fish grill. FML

#20771134
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40738) - you deserved it (2505)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:54pm - work - by NathanA - United States (California)



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