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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1201
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About neon_shoes : As of April 28, 2010 I have 103 different pairs of shoes. Shoe fanatic, yes.

neon_shoes's page activity

Visits<b>AHzulu</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 3:47pm<b>boring_boredom</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 11:54pm<b>FurryFox</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 7:30pm<b>fmylifeuggh</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 6:27am<b>Stephy94</b> - the 07/28/2013 at 10:00am<b>Jessj958</b> - the 12/24/2012 at 11:53am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:08pm<b></b> - the 01/10/2011 at 11:12pm<b>WtfLoser</b> - the 07/07/2010 at 10:26pm<b>William_Park</b> - the 06/27/2010 at 2:34am<b>TLUL</b> - the 06/24/2010 at 12:16am<b>Averizzle</b> - the 06/21/2010 at 2:52pm<b>281go</b> - the 06/21/2010 at 2:44am<b>Aero_boy</b> - the 06/21/2010 at 1:37am<b>DeadlyAlice1725</b> - the 06/20/2010 at 6:21pm<b>Cuervo23</b> - the 06/20/2010 at 4:01pm<b>monsterDONG</b> - the 06/20/2010 at 10:03am<b>GracieGoesRawrxD</b> - the 06/20/2010 at 3:21am

Fucked!<b>AHzulu</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 9:47pm

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

neon_shoes's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

by ohseven6421 / 09/03/2010 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

by anon / 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

by AnnaNick / 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

by Brittanyy_leigh / 12/17/2009 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Work

Today, I was walking when I heard a car horn honk. I looked up to see a hot guy giving me a thumbs up. As he got a better look at me, he made a disgusted face and flipped his hand so he was giving me a thumbs down. FML

by notsohot / 10/26/2009 at 4:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my family gathered to pray. It was my brother's turn to pray and he ended with this, "...and help Chev that he does not become the disappointment everyone expects him to be. Amen." I looked on in shock as my entire family nodded and said "Amen" in agreement. Hi, I'm Chev. FML

by jaskyriddims / 09/16/2009 at 3:58pm / Dominica (Saint George) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

by peacock_mina19 / 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous