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Today, I went to this meditation center which my mom suggested to get mental peace as I have been hating my job and life for some time now. I drove for an hour and then walked around in scorching Indian sun for 2 hours trying to locate the damn place. I got lost and returned home angrier than ever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31100) - you deserved it (6502)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:33pm - misc - by zboy_123 (man) - India (Haryana)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68264) - you deserved it (39996)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

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