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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About nelliegw : Yes, that's my cat.

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nelliegw's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

#21451172
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17543) - you deserved it (2928)

On 08/03/2015 at 2:06am - intimacy - by ahhh - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML

#21451102
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14251) - you deserved it (1256)

On 08/02/2015 at 11:25pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

#21450453
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22093) - you deserved it (1469)

On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

#21450242
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22699) - you deserved it (1510)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22410) - you deserved it (1735)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

#21449647
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23037) - you deserved it (1664)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

#21449508
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21734) - you deserved it (1462)

On 07/30/2015 at 11:30am - health - by WhatTheFuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out "hello" had turned into a date. FML

#21449387
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23712) - you deserved it (2007)

On 07/30/2015 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML

#21449263
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23063) - you deserved it (1577)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

#21449227
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24734) - you deserved it (1397)

On 07/29/2015 at 8:57pm - health - by Crap (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

#21449052
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20013) - you deserved it (1354)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:07pm - misc - by roselysunset (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

#21449050
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25850) - you deserved it (1455)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm - misc - by HF44 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

#21449022
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19412) - you deserved it (9184)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:41am - misc - by fack (man) - United States (California)

Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

#21448923
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23152) - you deserved it (7614)

On 07/29/2015 at 2:15am - intimacy - by oops - United States



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