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Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML

#21354746
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24481) - you deserved it (2461)

On 02/12/2015 at 2:16pm - health - by Dartfrogger - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

#21354669
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32287) - you deserved it (2846)

On 02/12/2015 at 11:25am - love - by Vampire Teabag - United States (Texas)

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

#21353788
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15774) - you deserved it (33886)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by randomdude3890 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

#21353772
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32659) - you deserved it (2327)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:34pm - animals - by jackskellington - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

#21353566
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34501) - you deserved it (2284)

On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML

#21353006
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28711) - you deserved it (2628)

On 02/09/2015 at 9:32pm - misc - by LunaCrow (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32626) - you deserved it (3041)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

#21352274
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33053) - you deserved it (2377)

On 02/08/2015 at 7:19pm - love - by jimmy_poison - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her: "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home with no shopping. FML

#21352119
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43428) - you deserved it (2941)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

#21351571
114 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

#21351283
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (2068)

On 02/07/2015 at 12:13am - animals - by juliette (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

#21350891
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36894) - you deserved it (2573)

On 02/06/2015 at 11:56am - love - by that guy - United States (California)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19793) - you deserved it (36074)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

#21350431
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23279) - you deserved it (14036)

On 02/05/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by gumchuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

#21350106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38147) - you deserved it (5455)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)



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