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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About nelliegw : Yes, that's my cat.

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Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "lmao" out loud at his friend's joke. FML

#21436559
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14872) - you deserved it (1081)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:04am - work - by jobless1 (man) -

Today, my family claimed that I haven't ever broken a bone because I don't do anything risky. I broke my arm by falling in the shower less than 2 hours later and my entire family thinks I did it to prove a point. FML

#21436352
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17348) - you deserved it (1419)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18541) - you deserved it (1780)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. FML

#21436223
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18604) - you deserved it (3335)

On 07/04/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

#21436170
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18038) - you deserved it (2106)

On 07/04/2015 at 2:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

#21436059
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19329) - you deserved it (2950)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

#21436048
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20043) - you deserved it (3910)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

#21435950
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21596) - you deserved it (2772)

On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I'm babysitting for kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4am and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

#21435758
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22295) - you deserved it (1646)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:09am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20339) - you deserved it (1328)

On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29887) - you deserved it (1422)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

#21435393
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21774) - you deserved it (1554)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:00pm - misc - by _whyy_mee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23039) - you deserved it (1502)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

#21435168
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23529) - you deserved it (1396)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:16am - work - by thatshelpful - United States (Iowa)



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