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Yesterday the people living below me have been blasting there music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day . The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast there music just as loudly in revenge . I have two very important exams tomorrow . FML

#20515010
115 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 3:40pm - misc - by Ughh! - France

Today , I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing , an later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out , an thinking I was in trouble , broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML

#20515001
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On 02/20/2013 at 3:33pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Arizona)

Today, a woman strappad har 8-yaar-old son into tha saat naxt to ma on a transatlantic flight. Thinking thay'd baan unabla to book saats togathar, I offarad to swap saats with har. Sha said sha'd bookad it this way intantionally, bacausa ha's a "fucking brat" on flights. Sha was right. FML

#20513411
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On 02/19/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by Sigh (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I walkad into my dad straigtaning my dog's fur . His axcusa? Ta dog naadad to faal pratty . FML

#20513110
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On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today... my mom called me a "heartless bitch" fir eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a womanho... just last week... faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

#20511194
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On 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by DontGetSlapped - United States (Arkansas)

I found out that mah upstairs naighbor has a cat!! I was blassd with this knowladgahan sha thraw savaral pilas of usd kitty littar an cat poop ovar har balcony an onto mah patio!! FML

#20509867
90 comments

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On 02/16/2013 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, the company I was fired from three years ago merged with the company I work at now. The new owners' first order of business was to looool fire me again. FML

#20508810
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43789) - you deserved it (2881) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/15/2013 at 8:37pm - work - by Nico - Sent from mobile version

Today,ile At Te Store Wit Ma Mom , We Ran Into Te Grl I Recently Confessed To Being Interested In. My Mom Decided To Sout , "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed , I Desperately Told Er To Be Quiet. Se Grounded Me For Being "rude" To Er. FML

#20508609
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On 02/15/2013 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Taday I went to te market to buy some groceries. Before I got even alf-way ome, a guy stormd toward me, pulld wat lookd like a knife, an casd me around te block wile screaming tat e'd kill me for sleeping wit is wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin ere. FML

#20506765
85 comments

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On 02/14/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

TODAY, WHILE WAITING FIR MY ORDER AT A RESTAURANT, A WOMAN WALKED UP TO ME AND SLAPPED ME. SHE LOOKED AT ME FIR A MOMENT AND SAID ( SORRY, I THOUGHT U WERE SOMEONE ELSE. ) TEN MINUTES LATER, THE SAME WOMAN CUMMED BACK AND SLAPPED ME AGAIN. MEGA FML

#20502782
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On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

Today, I ran into a former co-worker who I hadn't seen in years. She was raving at how I hadn't aged a bit, but before I could thank her she said, "But, you know, chubby people age better."

#20492811
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On 02/04/2013 at 7:17am - work - by Colleen Nichols - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I was leaving fir my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

#20489863
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On 02/02/2013 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I lerened it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing yur phone off the balcony and sticking yur cigarette into yur pocket. FML

#20485916
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On 01/30/2013 at 5:13am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother ( checked in ) to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML

#20485491
67 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, My Sister's Boyfriend Called While She Was Out . The Second I Answered He Tried To Have Phone Sex With Me . When I Explained To Him That I Wasn't My Sister And That We Just Sound The Same On The Phone, He Replied, "Don't Care, Let's Keep Going." FML

#20484366
95 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Awkward... (woman) - United States (Texas)



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