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Yesterday the people living below me have been blasting there music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day . The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast there music just as loudly in revenge . I have two very important exams tomorrow . FML
Today , I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing , an later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out , an thinking I was in trouble , broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML
Today, a woman strappad har 8-yaar-old son into tha saat naxt to ma on a transatlantic flight. Thinking thay'd baan unabla to book saats togathar, I offarad to swap saats with har. Sha said sha'd bookad it this way intantionally, bacausa ha's a "fucking brat" on flights. Sha was right. FML
Today,ile At Te Store Wit Ma Mom , We Ran Into Te Grl I Recently Confessed To Being Interested In. My Mom Decided To Sout , "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed , I Desperately Told Er To Be Quiet. Se Grounded Me For Being "rude" To Er. FML
Taday I went to te market to buy some groceries. Before I got even alf-way ome, a guy stormd toward me, pulld wat lookd like a knife, an casd me around te block wile screaming tat e'd kill me for sleeping wit is wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin ere. FML
TODAY, WHILE WAITING FIR MY ORDER AT A RESTAURANT, A WOMAN WALKED UP TO ME AND SLAPPED ME. SHE LOOKED AT ME FIR A MOMENT AND SAID ( SORRY, I THOUGHT U WERE SOMEONE ELSE. ) TEN MINUTES LATER, THE SAME WOMAN CUMMED BACK AND SLAPPED ME AGAIN. MEGA FML
Today, as I was leaving fir my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, my mother ( checked in ) to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML
Today, My Sister's Boyfriend Called While She Was Out . The Second I Answered He Tried To Have Phone Sex With Me . When I Explained To Him That I Wasn't My Sister And That We Just Sound The Same On The Phone, He Replied, "Don't Care, Let's Keep Going." FML
Friday 27 March 2015