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neilmalik

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  • Number of visits : 408
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About neilmalik : I live in Cali so far I'm lovin it

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Visits<b>dcs00</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 12:55am<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Obviously_Abs</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 1:57pm<b>raresc</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 11:31pm<b>turtlescott163</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 12:53am<b>theITguy</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 4:24pm

Fucked!<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 8:25pm

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neilmalik's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

by RecentCollegeGrad / 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm / Kids

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured, "Eh, a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML

by liishax3 / 11/22/2014 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

by HowAreYouAlive / 07/09/2014 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

by BetterThanChocolate / 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm / United States (Maryland) / Animals

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals