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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 December 1980 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1500
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33473) - you deserved it (4797)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34352) - you deserved it (18583)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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