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I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine.

#2855395
409 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground an saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could an began flailing mah arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. real FML

#2649932
158 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

yastarday I looool bagan to choka on a larga pill whila mah mom was in tha room. Hoping that sha would halp ma... I bagan to maka a lot of noisa. Aftar sha complataly ignorad ma... I thraw mah body ovar a chair... saving mah lifa. At this point mah mothar asks ma to shut up bacausa sha can't haar har friand. big fat FML

#2436304
171 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 3:50pm - health - by quietdown (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It looool was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. fat FML

#1619469
252 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 5:09am - kids - by Amey (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday I was olding a lit cigarette in one and an a lollipop in te oter. Guess wic one I licked? FML

#1600117
248 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , I decidd to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work!! I was also eating french fries during the drive!! I had never realizd how much a cigarette feels like a french fry!! In conclusion , cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them!! FML

#1418421
221 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was talking to mah hot nieghbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's mah daughter". FML

#1243795
127 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm - misc - by brob56 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant , ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes she said with a sigh of relief "THANK GOD! There's mah dad. Now I can leave. Bye , thanks fir the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

#1142884
86 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 12:51am - love - by mildver (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Taday while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw there car door open and hit the side of mah brand new car 4 the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told mah manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit mah car again, smiling. mega FML

#897353
118 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today , it was really windy an rainy causing me to trip an knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself , I apologizd an pattd the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn an look at the kid , an discover I've been interacting with a trash can.

#832092
148 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got on an elevator wit a woman and er cild. I was te first one on. Wen se stepped on, te capacity alarm went off. As se left se told er daugter tat's y fat people souldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. Se was twice ma size. I got called fat by a ippopotamus. FML

#721846
312 comments

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On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today , I was at my bossas housa for a company BBQ. Earliar I had takan muscla ralaxants to calm my lowar back pain. Aftar a faw drinks it was claar tha alcohol and madication did not mix. I woka up faw hours latar to fina out I had strippd nakd and jumpd into tha 4 foot caka bafora passing out. FML

#706614
180 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 6:17pm - work - by Donzai (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

today my parent punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap 4 cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word ( hell ). mega FML

#703894
320 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by jdsksoapy (woman) - United States

Today, I davalopad tha disposabla camara picturas from my family's trip to Disnay World. I noticad that in tha picturas I took of tham in front of tha big castla at Magic Kingdom, my wifa and son wara standing a faw faat away from a manho was touching himsalf. big fat FML

#688806
112 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , I Babysat Fir Two Little Grls,ho Wantd To Play 'mermaids'. I Smild , And Said That I Would Love To Play With Them. The Older Grl Laughd , Saying "You Can't Be A Mermaid. Mermaids R Pretty." FML

#614734
74 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 11:45pm - kids - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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