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Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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On 11/07/2010 at 6:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)
Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)
Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML
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On 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by superconfused16 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm - work - by barman - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm - misc - by knighton16 (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
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On 07/12/2010 at 3:52am - health - by fat - United States
Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML
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On 06/30/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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