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by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
by teach / 11/14/2010 at 2:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 6:14am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Kids
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
by Samantha / 10/30/2010 at 1:41am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Icey_dan1 / 10/10/2010 at 11:16am / Transportation
by teacher / 08/31/2010 at 10:50am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 6:34am / Oman (Masqat) / Miscellaneous
by superconfused16 / 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Brandon / 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML
by barman / 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by knighton16 / 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by fat / 07/12/2010 at 3:52am / United States / Health
Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML
by rockefoe / 06/30/2010 at 4:04am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
by Oops / 05/23/2010 at 5:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, a customer bitched at me in front of her children for 10 minutes because I wouldn't open the… Today, I learned that my parents want me to move out. Because my little brother has them convinced… Today, after working 6 days a week, making well over overtime and happy for a well rested day off,…