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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 170
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About nayomi : I am super awesome.

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Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71497) - you deserved it (20075)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)



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