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  • Town/Country : Newcastle, England.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 May 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 22837
  • Number of comments : 14
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Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20104) - you deserved it (1953)

On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33232) - you deserved it (6571)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by fedexed (man) - United States (California)