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natvv
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, usa, unfortunately.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1055
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About natvv : I am the world's biggest fan of both The Veronicas and Chuck !!!

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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37327) - you deserved it (7338)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23743) - you deserved it (4117)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10368) - you deserved it (15172)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24755) - you deserved it (15687) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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217 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33400) - you deserved it (6870)

On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his Cubical. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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77 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24292) - you deserved it (6982)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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229 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML

#12865324
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25114) - you deserved it (10672)

On 09/02/2010 at 1:54am - misc - by ItsObamasFault - United States

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Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

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147 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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245 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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66 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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