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natvv
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, usa, unfortunately.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1185
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About natvv : I am the world's biggest fan of both The Veronicas and Chuck !!!

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Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27162) - you deserved it (22097)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44873) - you deserved it (7757)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28570) - you deserved it (10819)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29352) - you deserved it (11929)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27790) - you deserved it (12488)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43508) - you deserved it (6376)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44739) - you deserved it (4264)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

#15430583
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18606) - you deserved it (11024)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:39am - health - by Maddie -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34810) - you deserved it (30430)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28962) - you deserved it (50931)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18624) - you deserved it (86465)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20194) - you deserved it (40205)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

#14974628
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31245) - you deserved it (5334)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21831) - you deserved it (4625)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12834) - you deserved it (57356)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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