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naturaldisaster5
  • Town/Country : Surrey, BC
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 June 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
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I agree, your life sucks (48821) - you deserved it (300025)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10773) - you deserved it (65783)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)



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