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About nathan5 : Uh...Hi. How are you?
I dont like anyone who is angry, swears alot, is insulting, ignorant, arrogant, or just generally miserable. If you are any of these, STOP READING NOW. :-P
Now that that\\\'s out of the way I\\\'ll introduce myself. Im Nathan, I am nearly always happy, relaxed, and up for a good laugh...I love sport! Play Rugby, Football (the real kind-or Soccer if you\\\'re American), Cricket, and Athletics.
I like to read, play guitar, and generally mess around.
I love writing so i like coherent grammar and correct spelang (see what i did there?) but I\\\'m not one of those picky Grammar Nazi idiots.
I use my ipod so there may be the odd typo or mistake.
Mumford & Sons
And anything else i can chill to.
I also enjoy some classical and blues
Anyway thats me. Message me i you like, I'll try to reply and have a chat!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I called my parents from out of state to see if they would order me a pizza using their credit card online because I'm out of money. I haven't lived with them for the past year, and they still claim me as a dependent on their taxes. They said no. FML
Today, after years of hard work, I had an interview at the highest ranking university in the world 800 miles from where I live. It snowed heavily for the last 2 days closing every road, railway, and airport causing me to miss the interview. There is no rescheduling. FML
Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML
Monday 1 September 2014