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nathan5
  • Town/Country : Belfast, Northern ireland
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1534
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About nathan5 : Uh...Hi. How are you?
I dont like anyone who is angry, swears alot, is insulting, ignorant, arrogant, or just generally miserable. If you are any of these, STOP READING NOW. :-P

Now that that\\\'s out of the way I\\\'ll introduce myself. Im Nathan, I am nearly always happy, relaxed, and up for a good laugh...I love sport! Play Rugby, Football (the real kind-or Soccer if you\\\'re American), Cricket, and Athletics.

I like to read, play guitar, and generally mess around.

I love writing so i like coherent grammar and correct spelang (see what i did there?) but I\\\'m not one of those picky Grammar Nazi idiots.
I use my ipod so there may be the odd typo or mistake.

Music tastes:
Jack Johnson
Paulo Nutini
Laura Marling
Bon Iver
Mumford & Sons
Johnny Cash
Bob Dylan
And anything else i can chill to.
I also enjoy some classical and blues

Anyway thats me. Message me i you like, I'll try to reply and have a chat!

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Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 6:00am - intimacy - by virginat16 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positioned the wooden reindeer to make it look like they were humping. FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called my parents from out of state to see if they would order me a pizza using their credit card online because I'm out of money. I haven't lived with them for the past year, and they still claim me as a dependent on their taxes. They said no. FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 12:47am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after years of hard work, I had an interview at the highest ranking university in the world 800 miles from where I live. It snowed heavily for the last 2 days closing every road, railway, and airport causing me to miss the interview. There is no rescheduling. FML

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On 12/06/2010 at 7:37pm - work - by hulio88 -

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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On 12/05/2010 at 8:53am - kids - by Ed - United States (California)

 Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

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On 11/27/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML

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On 11/19/2010 at 8:55am - misc - by Tay Tay -

Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML

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On 11/17/2010 at 3:08am - intimacy - by nilssonfan (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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127 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that even though I've taken three years of Spanish, the only words and phrases I can remember are from Dora the Explorer. FML

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On 11/12/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by rog3rli (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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115 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 8:07am - animals - by scratchpost (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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On 10/28/2010 at 8:07am - animals - by scratchpost (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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