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nate_msm
  • Town/Country : Co Armagh, Northern Ireland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 531
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nate_msm : Im a father to my wonderful son Logan.
Yes named after wolverine. You can thank my gf for that one.
Im a drummer I play a 10 piece Sonor force 3005 with 11 cymbals also own a Roland td 12kx
I'm an SIA approved security contractor.
I work for Mitie in MiTec as a security controller,
And I play xbox alot So fun times

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Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML

#19670300
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17601) - you deserved it (1862)

On 05/23/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28878) - you deserved it (1795)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

#19561012
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5447) - you deserved it (26294)

On 05/01/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by BoomHeadshot (woman) - Australia

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

#19269452
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31317) - you deserved it (1451)

On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

#19039937
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20128) - you deserved it (2087)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:59am - love - by 1.30am (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
601 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (11055)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13729) - you deserved it (29677)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, my doctor told me that the reason I'm losing my eyesight is because I'm straining my eyes, and that the best thing for me to do is to limit my time in front of computers. I spent years in college to get my current job which involves sitting in front of computers. FML

#18111169
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22686) - you deserved it (2108)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:31pm - health - by comedybreak - United States (California)

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

#17992397
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24840) - you deserved it (1983)

On 10/15/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by -- - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29154) - you deserved it (5024) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8881) - you deserved it (30446)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)



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