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Visits<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/21/2009 at 11:34pm

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Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML

#17728385
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26748) - you deserved it (3040)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
180 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
132 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

#15215945
121 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

#14716778
110 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML

#14393948
106 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 9:09am - intimacy - by georgiahick -

Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

#14389923
101 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML

#14324208
129 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 2:36pm - love - by burnt38392 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I am a 22 year old male with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

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208 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
188 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburger I have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML

#5462449
91 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 4:43am - health - by SterlingEnigma (woman) - United States (Alaska)



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