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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 January 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1191
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nash1991 : love my Yamaha R1 :) med school student!

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Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12519) - you deserved it (211737)

On 05/24/2009 at 10:50am - work - by oopsie (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31829) - you deserved it (140888)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

#1976392
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44524) - you deserved it (8756)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (259443) - you deserved it (17188)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was my three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML

#910905
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87980) - you deserved it (4868)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:36am - love - by GotPunched (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

#807564
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37676) - you deserved it (85453)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

#360907
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71430) - you deserved it (16530)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

#333787
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76073) - you deserved it (39375)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:45am - intimacy - by 12incher (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

#305736
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66195) - you deserved it (26831)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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