About nash1991 : 3rd year Medical school student. I'm sarcasm personified. Love my S5. R1 got stolen... RIP :(
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by Halloween Fail / 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 6:55am / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Kids
by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Love
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML
by MySonThePoet / 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by ColdStones / 10/20/2014 at 4:50am / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by gettinghotinhere / 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/12/2014 at 8:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by thecaptainmorgan / 10/12/2014 at 12:04am / United States (Oklahoma) / Work
by whywouldyoudothat / 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, my best friend, who I've been in love with for nearly a decade, asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation, as he waded through the profiles, he complained that it was impossible for him to find a girl to have a meaningful conversation with. FML
by EosThorn / 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm / Sweden (Kronobergs Lan) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Katthebamf / 09/28/2014 at 10:25am / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today, I was at drama club, rehearsing for a play I'm in. But I had to leave early and so I went up… Today, I was talking to a boy I'm interested in and tried to make conversation while taking a sip…