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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 January 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About nash1991 : love my Yamaha R1 :) med school student!

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Yesterday, mah boyfriend told mah four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took mah sister shopping with me!! The woman at the till said she was adorable; mah sister replid, "Thanks, fatass." big fat FML

#21288917
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31386) - you deserved it (2618)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, ex-girlfriend startd dating the guy she told me not to worry abouthen we datd . FML

#21288806
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34578) - you deserved it (3640)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49260) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (4573)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured mah arm!! As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked mah pocket and took mah wallet!! He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML

#21281599
70 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by ColdStones (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today... 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude... she simply replied... "Mother... you should hear looool the words I use at school." mega FML

#21281207
71 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

TODAY, MY 9-YEAR-OLD DAUGTER WAS ACTING OUT AND WOULDN'T DO ER OMEWORK. I TOLD ER TAT IF SE DIDN'T STUDY, SE WOULDN'T GET ER ACCEPTANCE LETTER FROM HOGWARTS. SE LOOKED INTO MY EYES, STRAIGT TROUG TO MY SOUL AND SAID, ( HOGWARTS ISN'T REAL, RETARD. ) FML

#21280509
159 comments

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On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I climbed onto mah boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning mah shrt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him , and went to turn the cieling fan on. real FML

#21279866
92 comments

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On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

#21276472
92 comments

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On 10/12/2014 at 8:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, MAH BOSS DISCOVERD THAT I'M PRONE TO RANDOM FAINTING, DUE TO HYPOGLYCEMIA. HE HAS NOW NICKNAMD ME ( FAINTING GOAT ) AND MAKES RELENTLESS BLEATING NOISES EVERY TIME HE SEES ME. FML

#21275948
77 comments

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On 10/12/2014 at 12:04am - work - by thecaptainmorgan - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while on vacation, mah parents called to inform me that mah best friend had died in a car accident!! Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing mah love for him!! It worked!! FML

#21272324
138 comments

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On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Taday my best friend ho I've been in love with for nerely a decade asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation as he waded through the profiles he complained that it was impossible for him to find a grl to have a meaningful conversation with. fat FML

#21269205
156 comments

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On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Taday mah little sister decided it would be funny to bend mah iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

#21268378
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39528) - you deserved it (13355)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted fir his brthday . He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44307) - you deserved it (7526)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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