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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 January 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3450
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nash1991 : 3rd year Medical school student. Too good lookin to be single. Last sentence was a joke. I'm sarcasm personified.

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Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML


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On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I yawned so hard that I dislocated my jaw completely, then had to ask to be excused from class in front of 30 people with my mouth hanging open. FML

Today, after days of cleaning out pantry cabinets and throwing away infested food, I thought I had finally gotten rid of my moth problem. Then I vacuumed, and saw several dozen larvae coming out of my carpet. FML


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On 11/06/2015 at 1:19am - misc - by mottephobe - United States (California)

Today, the only reason I have toilet paper is because someone decided to teepee my driveway and left an entire roll behind. FML


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On 11/05/2015 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML


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On 11/05/2015 at 4:15pm - love - by not my bf anymore - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML

Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML


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On 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm - animals - by damaged - United States (California)

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML


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On 11/03/2015 at 2:14am - love - by I'm my husband's second mom - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML


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On 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by caroline (woman) - Germany

Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML


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On 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm - work - by RIPcareer - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML


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On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML


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On 08/23/2015 at 8:35am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML


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On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

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